Raw news from the front lines of the peaceful evolution.
I just got off the phone with a woman from the Cheshire County Department of Corrections who stated that only three people had been kidnapped today by the Cheshire County Sheriff’s Department: Ryan Maddox and another individual who won’t give his/her name for criminal trespass. Evan Pierce was arrested for possession of narcotics (assumed to be the plant known as marijuana).
They will not be allowed to pay a ransom (called “bail” during the phone conservation) and will be locked in a cage until their court date on Monday. The time is unknown.
Please call the Cheshire County New Hampshire kidnappers at 603.399.7794 to oppose this type of violent treatment of peaceful people.